Here is a sampling of frequently asked questions in care homes followed by my answers:
Q. "Where am I supposed to sit?"
A. "On your bottom"
Q. "How do I pay for this meal?" "I don't have any money"
A. "it's an all inclusive resort, everything is taken care of"
Q. "Have I had lunch yet?"
A. "Yes, five minutes ago"
Q."Am I ninety?"
A. "Yes"
Q."I'm not ninety, am I?"
A."Yes, you are"
Q. "Where am I supposed to be?"
A. "Right here"
Q."Have I eaten?"
A. "Yes, five minutes ago"
Q."eh?"
A. "yes"
Hi Gail, I've read all your stories (to Oct.25) and enjoyed them a lot. You bring out the humour in situations without disrespect of the seniors you are writing about. Keep up the good work. I'll write again once I see that I'm able to submit this successfully. Bill S.
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